~ When no one is watching, boys will peel off almost all their clothes and leave them in a pile on the living room floor. When asked why they didn't put them in the "dirty laundry hamper", most boys will stare back at you blankly and say something to the effect of, "Whassat?"

~ Boys have this uncanny talent of plugging up the toilet so inconspicously that the next person who uses it is completely baffled by the fact that the toilet literally exploded from flushing a single square of toilet paper.

~ Sometimes you will come home and find one boy screaming and crazily running through the appartment because the other one is trying to "dry hump" him.

~ Polite dinner converstation sometimes can consist of snippets of conversation like, "Dude, my BALLS!" and "I like boobs."

~ Some boys don't know what certain utensils do, and will use a tried and true object such as scissors in place of: cheese slicers, salad tonges, meat pounder, etc.

~ Sometimes boys are real geeks and you'll come home to a trail of computer parts leading to the living room, where you will find said boy fast asleep, hugging his new speakers with a big grin on his face.

~ Boys will complain no matter how long you take in the shower. It's never fast enough.

~ Boys like to tell you if they've pooped that day.

~ Some boys are lazy, and will wait until their dishes mold over in the sink before they consider washing them.

~ Some boys don't understand that I'm not their bitch.

~ Some boys will use your nail clippers to cut off foreign objects from their body that are definately not nails and then tell you about it.

~ Boys, if left on their own, will clean out the entire fridge and then order pizza because they're still hungry.

~ Some boys think it's funny to stand naked in the window and wave at neighbours, who in turn probably find it very unfunny.

~ When they're bored, some boys will go looking for mischief, like "building shelves" or "plastering holes in the wall" in which they mostly fail miserably and you're left with a very crooked shelf that somewhat resembles a big smiley face mouth and plaster all over the floor, the cat, the couch...

My roomates. They sure are cute when they're sleeping.