You know what I hate? HTML.

Right now my butt is cramped, my eyes are all blurry-like, I can't think straight, and my lap is being weighed down by a 10 pound textbook aptly titled, "Using HTML."

First of all, this book is the most user-unfriendly thing I've ever read in my life.

To me, it reads like this:

"Take the whatsamajigger; not the whole thing mind you, just the majigger part; and put it by the whoosit and make sure the whatsitsknob isn't blocking the blanketyblankblank..."

You suck, HTML!